November 2010
1 post
October 2010
42 posts
True effing that.
Situation #1
Asian Parent: *YELLS*
Asian Kid: *responds calmly*
Asian Parent: WHY ARE YOU TALKING BACK ?!
Situation #2
Asian Parent: *YELLS*
Asian Kid: *says nothing*
Asian Parent: WHY ARE YOU NOT RESPONDING TO ME ?!
Situation #3
Asian Parent: *YELLS*
Asian Kid: *YELLS*
Asian Parent: WHY ARE YOU DISRESPECTING ME ?!
*beats the crap out of asian kid*
Genius Inventions.
taytaygarcia:
Likes in Facebook that are just FUNNY →
littlemissauthor:
“Dad,my teacher yelled at me today.”
“Why?”
“She asked me: 2x3=?And I answered 6”
“That was correct”
“And then she asked:What is 3x2”
“That was the fucking same thing!”
“That was what I said”
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Son: Dad i got in trouble today.
Dad: Why?
Son: I called the teacher an idiot
Dad: Why?!
Son: She said Justin Beiber is straight!
Dad: Good Call...
:)
Isang totoong pangyayari ang naikwento sa dyaryo tungkol sa 70-taong gulang na lolo na nagmula pa sa isang probinsya. Lumuwas sya ng Maynila para sa kanyang visa interview sa US Embassy, at dahil wala syang anumang alam sa salitang inggles, isinama nya ang apo bilang translator.
Inutusan ng consul ang apo na tanungin ang lolo nya kung bakit gusto nitong pumunta ng Amerika.
“Sabihin mong...
The Starbucks Principle
Haven’t you noticed how Starbucks has taken the place of Megamall, Enchanted Kingdom, and Jollibee? Today, Starbucks spells gimmick. Suddenly, everyone is mad about coffee, and is willing to spend a whopping hundred bucks for “One tall mocha frappe, please!” or “I’ll have one tall iced coffee.” Everyone claims it’s different. It’s something else....
September 2010
90 posts
“Bakit kaya may mga bagay na pag kailangan mo, hindi mo makita? Pag di mo naman...”
“I forgot your name, so I shall call you “Oi.”
– Filipino people
“We can stick around and see this night through.”
– Young Folks 